Time to resurrect a popular feature

Muslim world ablaze today because:

British teacher in Sudan allowed seven-year-olds to name their teddy bears Muhammad

“Fellow teachers at Khartoum's Unity High School told Reuters news agency they feared for Ms Gibbons’ safety after receiving reports that men had started gathering outside the police station where she was being held.” [BBC]

Irony overload

This just in on my news ticker:

Conservative party publicly criticises other body for accepting money from questionable source

Entire space-time continuum under severe strain from irony overload

Trousers

My mother drew these to my attention, and not because she wanted me to buy some.

“For award ceremonies, press events and after-show parties, presentations, private showings and premieres. And especially for private invitations in the most exquisite social circles – you’re guaranteed to stand out from the crowd. Hollington’s Hakama Trousers: £159”



And what happens when you don’t stand like this?