Old news #1

Back in 2002, NTK found this amazing extract. Unsettlingly (for me), there is now no mention of this either in NTK’s archives nor apparently anywhere on Google, but believe me, I didn’t need to make this up.

From How To Marry A High-Quality Woman, by (white supremacist) Elizabeth Bennett

Women get turned on by seeing men work, play, and just move around. Your reflexes are so fast! You are so much stronger than we are. It’s nothing short of mesmerizing. When you only let her see you sitting in a chair and walking down a street, you hide almost your entire self, as a man, from her. Let her see you carry the heavy pack. Lift her down off the rock.

If there’s a party, don’t just sit there! Organize a game that excites the girls: chase them around with a pair of vampire teeth. (Women are fascinated with Dracula.) Play murder-murder, a great cocktail party game where you get your sweetie off into the basement, a closet or an upstairs bathroom—and “strangle” her, leaving the other party guests to discover the “body” and solve the mystery of who the “killer” was.

Pillow fight. Grab her and point a silly toy phaser to her head and say, “Now you have to do whatever I want. You’re my prisoner.” Say, “I’m going to teach you how to dance. Come here.” If there’s a silly plastic Halloween knife (which you brought) on the coffee table then why not pick it up and say, “Hmm. This is a nice knife. (pause) Rrrrrrr! All the better to rape you with, Liz!” And hear her laugh and squeal.

Don’t be so uptight at parties. Women love to wrestle, hoping you’ll pin them down on the couch or the bed. If she starts gets feisty with you, grab her wrist, swing her around, and pin her against your body. Arm-wrestle her, but don’t beat her right away, let her feel your strength for a while: she’ll LOVE that. If you’re strong, lift her up in the air and throw her, or carry her around, either draped in front of you or piggy-back.

Everyone else is under the influence of the sick Jewish media and riddled with insecurity. They never have any fun.

Old news #2

Apparently it has been around for at least four years, been featured in the Observer and even turned up on Graham Norton, but in all that time I have somehow missed the Catholic Church’s gayest calendar:



Putting the “out” in “Août”, there.

Old news #3

I first came across this five years ago. For anyone I didn't pester about it at the time and who has never come across it before, I am privileged to present:

The Great Weeping Face on the Pacific Ocean Floor



Above we see a side by side tracing next to the FACE on the Pacific Ocean Floor.
The tracing is deliberately simplistic and is there as a reference for first time observers.
No tracing can ever do justice to the clarity of the actual map.


EDIT: offensive_mango claims to have seen another face on the Pacific Ocean Floor:

I’m not sure this proves anything other than that God could be a fan of the “Scream” franchise:

Great headline

Evening Standard today: Police say Suffolk strangler is ‘out of control’

What, because killing only a couple of prostitutes would show a commendable level of restraint?