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Apr. 25th, 2006 11:32 amWhy does fog smell so bad?
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Apr. 25th, 2006
An intriguing insight into how outsourcing “works”:
The American company EDS is responsible for the computer system running the government’s tax credits scheme. Over £4 billion has been overspent, and the Revenue is now in the unpleasant position of demanding money back from low-income families who didn’t realise they had been overpaid. Plus the government had to shut down their online tax credit portal because there was widespread computer fraud—you know, that thing the government are trying to put a stop to by putting everyone’s most personal details on an enormous computer.
So, after three years of negotiation, EDS has agreed to pay the Revenue £71.25 million in compensation. Though a small puddle of piss next to the £4mbillion losses they’re so far responsible for, nevertheless at least it’s more than a gentle slap on the corporate wrist.
But! The Public Accounts Committee [Warning! Not an exciting link] points out in its report today that of that £71.25 million fine, £26.5 million—nearly 40 per cent—will only be paid to the Revenue if EDS is awarded further government contracts.
In other words, you’ve done such an amazingly shit job that the only way you’ll be able to afford to compensate us is if we keep employing you. This is a fantastic idea. If only I’d thought of it in my years of temping. “I can't believe you actually burnt our building down. Now we have to keep you on until you’re 50.”
The American company EDS is responsible for the computer system running the government’s tax credits scheme. Over £4 billion has been overspent, and the Revenue is now in the unpleasant position of demanding money back from low-income families who didn’t realise they had been overpaid. Plus the government had to shut down their online tax credit portal because there was widespread computer fraud—you know, that thing the government are trying to put a stop to by putting everyone’s most personal details on an enormous computer. So, after three years of negotiation, EDS has agreed to pay the Revenue £71.25 million in compensation. Though a small puddle of piss next to the £4
But! The Public Accounts Committee [Warning! Not an exciting link] points out in its report today that of that £71.25 million fine, £26.5 million—nearly 40 per cent—will only be paid to the Revenue if EDS is awarded further government contracts.
In other words, you’ve done such an amazingly shit job that the only way you’ll be able to afford to compensate us is if we keep employing you. This is a fantastic idea. If only I’d thought of it in my years of temping. “I can't believe you actually burnt our building down. Now we have to keep you on until you’re 50.”