When your grandchildren ask you in awe...

... you can look them in the eye and say, "Yes, I was alive when Jade off Big Brother interviewed Chantelle off Big Brother".



EDIT: Many blame the unconscionable and apparently irresistible rise of these magazines entirely on ladies, but come on, there have to be some men out there who admit to reading all about "My Celebrity Rape Hell" and "My 6-Month-Old Baby Abused Me... But I Lost So Much Weight!". It can't be that gender-specific... can it?