The "You'll Catch Your Death" Award

... goes to the four girls who were persuaded by Worthing's Secrets lingerie shop to stand around in, near enough, the nip in Worthing town centre today. The warmest thing they were wearing was the fake bunny tail on their arses, and that was only three inches across. Cold though it was, they were lucky it wasn't a traditional Worthing Christmas, featuring sleet.

Apparently they were also a feature in the Worthing Carnival, but the police came along and told them they were indecent and they had to cover up. My mother says they deserved applause just for walking the entire three-mile route in four-inch stilettos.


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