And a Merry Christmas to all our readers

One of the complaints I regularly receive about this journal is: “It's not really very evil, is it? Nor, in the sense intended in the original phrase ‘web of evil’, actually a web—although, by sheer lexicographical happenstance, it is indeed on the Web. But anyway, re: the whole ‘evil’ thing—you're not, are you?” To which, of course, the only possible response is: “You'll have to ask your mother.” And then we end up duelling.

But for those who have found themselves puzzling on my choice of LJ name—despite all the disclaimers pointing out that this is not really a Web of Evil—I urge you to puzzle no more. Will a picture of me surrounded by sexy Nazis, the girls in fishnets and the man in jodhpurs and a strap-on, finally satisfy all your criteria for evil? ( Find out! )