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Like most of his government colleagues, this man is beyond parody

He just couldn’t wait to get his clammy hands all over this. To be fair, Dick Cheney is the only man in the current US administration with experience of making enormous amounts of money from disaster recovery—as opposed to making enormous amounts of money from pumping oil, or from selling arms to dictators, etc etc—so he’s the obvious choice to nip down to the Gulf Coast to oversee operations there. It also means he’ll be able to start recce-ing for his “ex”-friends at Halliburton, the company he’s “no longer” involved with. This is like putting a leopard in charge of a duckling farm. A very hungry leopard. Fat, succulent ducklings, nailed to the floor.

Go on, elect him all over again, you hapless fucks.