M0re sp@m

Never mind that the sender of the email is apparently “Muscovite D. Signalize”; can you spot the inherent flaw in this subject title:

use only psofresional sfotware, be pserofsional

The message is, of course, offering software at unlikely prices. At the end, when it tells you to “click here to visit our store”, it at least provides the clearest possible caveat emptor with the ominous words, “Good luck!”.


“Decamped D. Gastronomy” offers me an “ebook on how to have sex with any woman instanlty”. I fear Mr Gastronomy may be missing the point. I gather the ladies prefer the act to last at least a little longer.


I presume the point of randomly generating sender names is to fool firewalls, but once the mail has got through to the Inbox, it’s down to the individual user to spot that something’s up. However, even if I were a complete newcomer to the concept of email, with no knowledge of the myriad games spammers play, what the hell kind of person would I have to be to take up the offer of cheap software from “Niggers V. Massacred”?


More names I'm enjoying from the current crop:

Moths D. Civilisation
Declamation Q. Spokespeople
Machinist J. Grasshopper
Shamefulness R. Woofer
Tireless I. Asides
Conveyor B. Claimed (“Re: Odler Mom looking for you”)
Frustration O. Enchanted
Antichrist R. Coke
Slippages L. Nonchalantly
Breixo Childress (fantastic word for “girl”, there)
Rumbaing R. Cryings
Jocasta I. Twit
Pottiest V. Subtrahend
Borneo J. Precipice