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The spam industry baffles me anyway, as there are clearly enough unreconstructed mouthbreathers out there who make it worth the spammers’ while by happily responding to unsolicited mail headed “Lose weight, extend your penis, live longer and make $$$$$$, VERONICA!!!” But I’m at a total loss as to why anyone thought I’d be delighted to receive a mail from a complete stranger titled “Don’t be an asshole, Enrique”—not least, for those who don’t know me, because my name is not Enrique. (In the event, it was offering “Via gra, Cia 1is, Xan ax and much more”", although something about the URL, disciplinary.pimpslapzz.com, suggested that this was not a family firm of pharmacists.)

However, I feel a new low has been reached. If these people really were trying to sell me something, why on earth would they feel the need to mail me about “the amazing BodyWrap that guarantees you’ll lose 6-8 inches in HOURS!” and give it the title “fat ass watery gateway”?