Polonium

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Googling for information about polonium, I got the following sponsored links:

So, had he but known it, all Litvinenko actually needed was a quick swig of loose-leaf? Strangely, that bold assertion isn’t actually repeated anywhere on the website linked to, although it does say this:

The secret of green tea lies in its powerful anti-oxidants, known to inhibit the growth of cancer cells. Anti-oxidants may also lower cholesterol and help control blood pressure, and over time, the risk of heart disease. They even help protect the liver against toxins in alcohol and cigarettes. Green tea destroys the bacteria that cause dental plaque and cavities. It has also been used in skin treatments and creams. Green tea extracts have even been shown to help dieters burn more calories.

Wow. Will it also help me enlrage my penise, Theodore?

The second link, however, is even sillier. After all, you can’t just go on to the net and buy radioactive substances, can you?

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The second link, however, is even sillier. After all, you can’t just go on to the net and buy radioactive substances, can you?

That link is great!

"We specialize in small orders"

They present it as a selling point - I see it more as a reassurance. "Yes, I'd like 5 kilos of weapons-grade uranium, please!"