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[webofevil]

Coming home last night past the Oval, I noticed they’ve added to the signs at the entrances saying “No admission with alcohol” the words “or musical instrument”. Now I’m left with the image of a guy being sternly turned away from the match, forlornly clutching a bassoon.

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[webofevil.livejournal.com]

> A bassoon full of vodka?
> A bassoon full of beer?

Since you have both stumbled upon the same punchline, we have a tie-break. As per the rules, the winner will be the first person to run and touch an Easter Island statue. Gentlemen, your time starts... now.

[ex-cornfedpi814.livejournal.com]

I win due to the time difference.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

That and the fact that internetsdairy's probably still booking his ticket.