A tribute to the victims of this tribute to the victims of September 11th

[webofevil]

This lavish memorial was recently spotted by my friend L in a clothes shop in Milan.

Comments

[alfaguru.livejournal.com]

The horse did it! Look it's running away with a stolen US flag!

[new-brunette.livejournal.com]

Quite possibly the most moving and inspirational thing I've ever seen.

[egremont.livejournal.com]

Not that any of it makes much sense, but why the Dali clock?

[nja.livejournal.com]

Is the "artist" saying that the so-called terrorist attack on the WTC was actually caused by a US government agent disguised as a horse ramming Salvador Dali's floppy watch into the building?

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

And indeed the Dali egg. So that's the Persistence of Memory and... uh... the Metamorphosis of Narcissus. Of course! It's all so clear now.

[alfaguru.livejournal.com]

It's the international symbol of limp-d1cked w*ankery!

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

Er... yes. Buy our shirts!

[strictlytrue.livejournal.com]

This would be greatly improved if, instead of a horse, it featured a unicorn, with a solitary tear running down its cheek, underneath the legend "WHY?"

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

> limp-d1cked w*ankery

The Polish Ambassador, Mr Wzankery, wishes it to be known that he has never had any complaints.

[alfaguru.livejournal.com]

Ha! With your enormous throbing member you are really spoiling us!

[egremont.livejournal.com]

Surely, the only way to improve on it is to have COMING SOON - THE NEW ALBUM FROM TED NUGENT branded across the top.

[alfaguru.livejournal.com]

I can spell really. I just get excited when I type "throbbbing", er "thorbing" ... um.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine used to work on Mayfair, which also involved subediting the letters on Razzle, where one time she had to correct the word "frobbing".

[alfaguru.livejournal.com]

Was that the one that went:

"Calling on my next-door neighbour one day, a voluptuous thirty-something woman I'd often admired from afar, with an item of post that had been accidentally put through my letterbox, I was surprised when she answered the door entirely naked, her large and well-formed breasts barely hidden by a tiny towel..."

[egremont.livejournal.com]

If it was in Razzle, it would have been a stained tea towel.

[dukebox.livejournal.com]

Ah, the true meaning of christmas. Look. Here comes the lord.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

List of things the artist has clearly heard descriptions of, but has never actually seen:
- The American flag.
- A horse.
- New York in general: the twin towers in particular.

Is that horse being ridden by Cousin It?

[spyinthehaus.livejournal.com]

The secret is out. The CIA are looking for a horse with Richie Sambora hair.