Misprints of mine that I caught before they actually got published #3,002

[webofevil]

Memo to me: they're not "ant-social behaviour orders".

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[strictlytrue.livejournal.com]

As would pouring a kettle of boiling water on them...

[chiller.livejournal.com]

Perhaps some of them should be. Let those young miscreants learn the meaning of "teamwork".

[internetsdairy.livejournal.com]

So we'd cut their limbs off, massively overdevelop their jaws, and position them in doorways in Iraq?

[chiller.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, that is what I'm saying.

But what fun if they were!

[rainsinger.livejournal.com]

On a related note I saw the best sounding job advert the other day for an "Anti-Social Behaviour Co-Ordinator"

[ex-cornfedpi814.livejournal.com]

It's telling ants to be nice to the other ants, and to try to make friends with the fat ants - after all, they are ants too and have feelings like any other ants.