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Of the people who have ever told me I should be on the radio, do voice-overs etc, one of the highlights will always be a rather drunk Lembit Öpik MP telling me forcefully in the pub last Thursday that:
“You have a motherfucker of a radio DJ voice.”

Date: 2006-06-26 09:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhodri.livejournal.com
Does he not just go on about asteroids?

Date: 2006-06-26 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webofevil.livejournal.com
He will go on for ten minutes when his metaphorical asteroid button is pushed. Then he will stop and debate pretty much any question put to him, even if, thanks to my esteemed colleague, it concerns anal sex.

Date: 2006-06-26 10:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strange-powers.livejournal.com
...it concerns anal sex.
I think we need more! Information about the debate, that is, not anal sex.

Although I would also like anal sex please.

Date: 2006-06-26 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webofevil.livejournal.com
It concerned hypocrisy rather than enquiries into Lembit's private doings. No-one gave a shit that Chris Smith was gay all the time he was in the Cabinet, because he never claimed anything different. Mark Oaten, on the other hand, continuously played the happy nuclear family card, so when it transpired his boys had taken one hell of a beating from a rent boy, there was no way back. It was in that context that my esteemed colleague asked Mr Öpik MP if he had ever had anal sex.

With regard to your second enquiry, I am afraid [livejournal.com profile] webofevil is unable to make personal appearances, but enclosed please find a signed photograph. I remain, sir, etc.

Date: 2006-06-26 10:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strictlytrue.livejournal.com
Does he not just go on about asteroids?

Isn't that enough?

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