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[webofevil]

Less because he's too modest to trumpet his own blah than because he rashly terminated his journal, here, from last Thursday's Metro, is cornfedpig's contribution to the national discourse:

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[(Anonymous)]

Thanks Dad.

xCFP

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

You still can't borrow the car.

[nudejournal.livejournal.com]

Oh, fuck's sake, another livejournal "family member" for the christmas card list.

[pipistrellus.livejournal.com]

That makes webofevil your internet grandpa.

[nudejournal.livejournal.com]

Is that why he keeps ramming horrid boiled sweets into my mouth?

[chiller.livejournal.com]

Those aren't boiled sweets.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

But you have to admit they have soft centres.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

Why yes. Yes, they do.

[pipistrellus.livejournal.com]

Someone else wrote a letter following this saying that "if the police weren't cracking down on the animal smuggling, imagine the situation if there were a drugs problem!"
Hur, hur, hur.
I'm not sure why they felt the need to print the follow-up, really.

[pipistrellus.livejournal.com]

Also, it's to blog this sort of stuff that cornfedpig should return to LJ.

[internetsdairy.livejournal.com]

Shall we start a petition?

[chiller.livejournal.com]

YES.

Yes!

[slackhack.livejournal.com]

I mean, he just ran off, no goodbye note, no nothing.

[ruudboy.livejournal.com]

Yes. There was another one this morning saying that someone offered him "Charlie", but does Charlie know he's being sold, or some rub like that. I contemplated writing one that says "The other day as I got off the train, someone offered me a smack. DO YOU SEE? BECAUSE IT'S A DRUGS TERM THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING ELSE!!!1111" but that would involve effort on my part, so I won't.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the responses to it have flowed thick and fast since. More on the thick side, obv. And ok, not that fast. There have been two. But still! TWO!

He should bloody well come back. That is all.