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[webofevil]

In one of the staff canteens:

Security Guard carrying sub-machine gun: Excuse me, there was a list on the wall over there of the opening times of all the coffee shops on the estate, and I asked if it could be reserved for me when it got taken down. Do you know if anyone put it aside? No? Oh.

webofevil: You’d have thought a request made by a man with a gun would have carried more weight.

Security Guard: Mm. Where I’m going wrong is I’m being too polite.