VT

Ah, yes, VT Education & Skills. An example of the kind of company this generation of politicians loves to support: a private education management outfit, ready to work in partnership with government to nurture your child and allow them to explore their full potential as... hmm? What does the “VT” stand for? Oh, Vosper Thorneycroft. I gather they’re some kind of defence manufacturer, but that’s not important. What they can’t tell you about the vagaries and nuances of educating children isn’t worth knowing, right?

The constantly updated VT Group share price at the top of their education page is a nice touch.