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Look, I know spam is old news, but sometimes it still cries out to be shared. After all, why would I have any reason to doubt Mr Otten's credentials?

Dea b r Home Ow r ne f r ,

Your c v red s it doesn't matter to us ! If you OW p N real e b st t at l e
and want I d MMED i IA f TE c x ash to sp g en t d ANY way you like, or simply wish
to LO d WER your monthly p z aym h ents by a third or more, here are the deal y s
we have T n ODA x Y :

$ 48 l 8 , 000 at a 3 , e 67% fi c xed - ra w te
$ 3 g 72 , 000 at a 3 l , 90% v s aria e ble - rat u e
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$ 2 r 48 , 000 at a 3 p , 36% fi v xed - rat m e
$ 19 i 8 , 000 at a 3 , 5 j 5% vari j able - ra k te

Hurr m y, when these d x eaIs are gone, they are gone !

Don't worry about ap h prova b l, your cr f edi c t will not dis w qual r ify you !

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Sincerely, Vytautas Otten

Ap l prova e l Manager

Hey, so long as my cr f edi c t will not dis w qual r ify me, I'm in!

Indefensibly puerile item of the week

Her Majesty's Government are clearly VERY EXCITED about climate change.



EDIT: Well, I thought it looked disturbingly phallic. Clearly the rest of you are either far higher-minded or you all see shiny red phalluses every day and think nothing whatever of it.