Loop

Baroness Andrews wins several points here for creating an infinite loop.

Baroness Andrews (Lab, Minister): It is important to retain flexibility so that ... flexibility can be retained.

A Night Out in Turkey

“Some most Common Turkish Phrases”

I’m drunk	Sarhoş oldum
Let’s go and dance!	Hadi, dans edelim
Your eyes are beautiful	Gözlerin çok güzel
I’m allergic to roses	Güle alerjim var
Our friends have left early	Arkadaşlarımız erken gittiler
You dance so well	Mükemmel dans ediyorsun
I feel so close to you	Kendimi sana yakın hissediyorum
I love you	Seni seviyorum
Don’t do that	Yapma!
No, not tonight	Bu akşam olmaz
I love you too	Ben de seni seviyorum
Good night	İyi gecele

Taken, in the exact order in which they appear, from Marmaris Turkey.

Future Chart

You may remember when my junk mail folder briefly appeared to be beaming me album charts from the future. Now, sifting through the usual offers of cheap P@R@C3T@M0L and W0RM1N6 T@BL3TS, I find it has sent me a singles chart:

1.  Tabatha Hanks	Unthawed
2.  Linwood Abernathy	Have U Heard
3.  Karter Nightingale	Do It Right
4.  Beaux Epstein	Drink It, Forget It
5.  Lane Lyon	No One Will Know
6.  Magic Jackpot	Hit The Hole
7.  Jacques Delgado	Persuada
8.  Loyd Wolf	Talking On Cell Phones
9.  Replica Watches	He’s Also Phasing
10. Troy X	Hey!