Unlikeliest Campaign Slogan Award

Who the hell at Burger King signed this off?

Finger bang on the pulse

Lord Lucas: ... every single one of us in the course of our lives, at some time or another, has glorified terrorism. I cannot believe that when the noble Baroness and her colleague on the Front Bench were young they did not support some of the then terrorist movements which were fashionable. For myself, I supported Robin Hood and Hereward the Wake.

Haiku on bumping into a famous face in the House of Commons

Bugger me! Brucie!
What the hell's he doing here*?
No, seriously.

* "Here" as in "Parliament", rather than "alive".