Celebrity haiku

[webofevil]

Tall and saturnine
With a woman twice his age
Russell Brand stalks past

Comments

[chiller.livejournal.com]

Jude Law also has a bum-shaped forehead. They probably have a livejournal community for fellow sufferers of headbottom.

[sleeperesque.livejournal.com]

Jude Law doesn't pull it off quite so well though.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

I think that's because Brand covers his bumhead up with hair, whereas Law just lets it all hang out. If I had a forehead like that I'd have the decency to wear pants on it.