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[webofevil]

Officially quicker to walk:



(NB - these are local trains)



I applaud the decision to proceed with this graffiti despite the writer surely knowing just how weak a joke it was:





I look forward on understand meaning translation distinguish!





Freeview plays “Lost Consonants”:





And there’s been a new directive from the Ministry of Euphemism:

Comments

[monkeyssk8.livejournal.com]

I was going to write 'uh I had some family juice running down my leg last week! UH!', but decided to ask if the devil supplies some 'family juice' instead

Either of those working for you?

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

You spilt orange juice in your lap while worshipping Satan?

[monkeyssk8.livejournal.com]

no, does the devil *WINK* supply family juice *WINK* because I'd want some *ahhh yeah face*

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if the devil is one of Sainsbury's suppliers, but if you're interested in wholesale fruit juice distribution you should probably contact their head office.

[monkeyssk8.livejournal.com]

done and done