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webofevil ([personal profile] webofevil) wrote2006-10-04 11:42 am
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A tribute to the victims of this tribute to the victims of September 11th

This lavish memorial was recently spotted by my friend L in a clothes shop in Milan.

[identity profile] alfaguru.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
The horse did it! Look it's running away with a stolen US flag!

[identity profile] new-brunette.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
Quite possibly the most moving and inspirational thing I've ever seen.

[identity profile] egremont.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
Not that any of it makes much sense, but why the Dali clock?

[identity profile] webofevil.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
And indeed the Dali egg. So that's the Persistence of Memory and... uh... the Metamorphosis of Narcissus. Of course! It's all so clear now.

[identity profile] alfaguru.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's the international symbol of limp-d1cked w*ankery!

[identity profile] webofevil.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
> limp-d1cked w*ankery

The Polish Ambassador, Mr Wzankery, wishes it to be known that he has never had any complaints.

[identity profile] alfaguru.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! With your enormous throbing member you are really spoiling us!

[identity profile] alfaguru.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
I can spell really. I just get excited when I type "throbbbing", er "thorbing" ... um.

[identity profile] webofevil.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
A friend of mine used to work on Mayfair, which also involved subediting the letters on Razzle, where one time she had to correct the word "frobbing".

[identity profile] alfaguru.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Was that the one that went:

"Calling on my next-door neighbour one day, a voluptuous thirty-something woman I'd often admired from afar, with an item of post that had been accidentally put through my letterbox, I was surprised when she answered the door entirely naked, her large and well-formed breasts barely hidden by a tiny towel..."

[identity profile] egremont.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
If it was in Razzle, it would have been a stained tea towel.
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[identity profile] nja.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
Is the "artist" saying that the so-called terrorist attack on the WTC was actually caused by a US government agent disguised as a horse ramming Salvador Dali's floppy watch into the building?

[identity profile] webofevil.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
Er... yes. Buy our shirts!

[identity profile] strictlytrue.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
This would be greatly improved if, instead of a horse, it featured a unicorn, with a solitary tear running down its cheek, underneath the legend "WHY?"

[identity profile] egremont.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
Surely, the only way to improve on it is to have COMING SOON - THE NEW ALBUM FROM TED NUGENT branded across the top.

[identity profile] dukebox.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, the true meaning of christmas. Look. Here comes the lord.

[identity profile] chiller.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
List of things the artist has clearly heard descriptions of, but has never actually seen:
- The American flag.
- A horse.
- New York in general: the twin towers in particular.

Is that horse being ridden by Cousin It?

[identity profile] spyinthehaus.livejournal.com 2006-10-05 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
The secret is out. The CIA are looking for a horse with Richie Sambora hair.