Don't have nightmares

[webofevil]

I just walked past a ten-year-old kid in the street. As I did so, he pointed at me and hissed to his sister, "I've seen him on Crimewatch!"

I have never appeared on Crimewatch, in either a "Have you seen this man?" or a "Viewers may find this reconstruction disturbing" capacity. Should I be concerned? Do I have an evil twin, and what has he been up to?

Comments

[internetsdairy.livejournal.com]

Didn't you present Crimewatch when Nick Ross broke his arm? Maybe your evil twin broke Nick Ross's arm?

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

Yes. I am Fiona Bruce.

[strictlytrue.livejournal.com]

Perhaps this is one of the army of you that Lorraine is constructing in her secret evile laboratory?

[pageantmalarkey.livejournal.com]

Did you eveer here about the time the police arrested this guy and it turned out he was the guy used in the reconstruction of the crime? That is the beauty of TV.

[rhodri.livejournal.com]

I have also been advised not to approach you.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

I get that a lot.