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[webofevil]

Hmm. My euphemism meter just exploded.

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[internetsdairy.livejournal.com]

You think they're done with the spam rings, but then you get to the "seven-month probe"!

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile, here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4257485.stm), they're talking about "jelly-legged dancer Justin Timberlake". None of the images that conjures up are good.

[offensive-mango.livejournal.com]

This is going straight on topheadlines.