BREAKING

[webofevil]

REPORTS: GADDAFI “ARRESTED”, “SHOT”, “ESCAPED”, “REINSTATED”, “PREGNANT”, “NEW HEAD OF THE IMF”, “DEFINITELY DECAPITATED” AND “BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLE IMAGINE”

More bulletins as we get them.

Comments

[willplant.livejournal.com]

how about:

"disappears, leaving only a glowing signet ring amid some dust, and a maniacal laugh that gradually fades away"

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

That's currently the Sky News ticker.