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[webofevil]

He may just have become leader of UKIP but Lord Pearson hasn’t lost sight of what’s important: mentioning random animals to anyone who’ll listen.

Lord Pearson: If you are a sheep or a lemming you don’t join UKIP… I want UKIP to gum up the present political system completely so the monkeys can’t make any laws which we don’t want… The corrupt octopus isn’t going to turn into a cuddly teddy bear. [Times]

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[internetsdairy.livejournal.com]

That octopus is so corrupted IT DOES NOT SEEM TO BE AN ACTUAL OCTOPUS ACCORDING TO ALL THE LAWS OF LIMB COUNTING. Please consider this comment a yellow card.

Nice moustache, though.

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

I thought this picture might give your fearsome regulatory body conniptions, so I checked before I posted it. I can confirm that the animal's eighth limb is actually present, arched up directly next to the third limb from the right; you can actually just see the tip of it behind the curled fifth limb from the right. No further action should be required from either you or your lawyers.