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Dom Perignon Vintage 1995 White Gold Jeroboam was officially launched in May 2008 and is currently the most expensive champagne jeroboam. In 2008 it sold for $40,000.

Exquisitely balanced with notes of brioche and honey, which mingle with fresh almond and apricot, the champagne has a deep, intricate flavor that yearns for a fitting display. The bottle’s design is sought after but never ostentatious, and has been compared by some to “a haute couture gown endlessly gliding down the red carpet.”

The famed Hotel Byblos in St. Tropez... holds only 10 bottles of this exclusive luxury, and club-goers experience a fine ritual that comes along with purchasing such opulence: the club’s lights dim, the first notes of the James Bond theme start to play, and, suddenly, champagne emerges, accompanied by fire and sparklers.

EDIT: The terribly designed Dom Perignon website does not appear to have this copy any more. I just trust you to believe that I wouldn't have made up this soul-shredding copy all on my own.

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the first notes of the James Bond theme start to play, and, suddenly, champagne emerges, accompanied by fire and sparklers.

Classy! I hope the bottle is carried by a woman whose artificially-enhanced fake-tanned breasts are barely covered by a gold lame bikini.

Yeah, who says money can't buy taste?

the first notes of the James Bond theme start to play, and, suddenly, champagne emerges, accompanied by fire and sparklers.

Just like I imagined my first sexual experience would be.

Hahahahahaaa!

Ha ha indeed :(

Oh. Soz.

Hahaha :)

Yes, but they do that every time you get a round in.

Do you prefer the one with white chir cover with blue sash, and white virgin road with side white flowers on the bothe sides, and decorate stassions?

What, no 'Smoke On The Water' played by an Oom-Pah band? Cheap bastards.