Celebrity haiku

[webofevil]

Lord Jeffrey Archer
Windswept, striding by the Thames
Scowling little git

Comments

[publicansdecoy.livejournal.com]

I suppose if I was Jeffrey Archer I'd have cause to scowl as well.

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[lifesizemonkey.livejournal.com]

I think he would cheer up enormously if he gave me some of his millions. Clearly they are not making him happy.

[therealjo.livejournal.com]

Anne Widecombe appears
To be a scarlet cuboid
Giggles at waiter