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Tomorrow's No Good
Kelly Charles vs Tomorrow's World

Stranger In The Club
50 Cent vs Acker Bilk

Girl/Boy Rock
Queen vs Aphex Twin [I apologise in advance]

March Any Mountain
The Shamen vs The Band of the Royal British Legion [Look, I'm done apologising, all right?]

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Further proof of the inefficacy of prayer is provided by the potentially tragic fate of Top Gear's Richard Hammond. Ever since I heard I've been shaking my fist at the heavens and hissing, “I said Clarkson! Clarkson!” Honestly, call that a service? I ask you.