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Only women are equipped to cope with the sheer disappointment of herbal tea.

"Mmm, what a delicious-smelling beverage," says the brain. "I'll wager that makes for an unbelievably rich taste sensa—oh. Oh."

Men, at this point, will usually give up and try and wash away the taste with something more pleasant, like Dettol, but women plough doggedly on, slurping away at the stuff and protesting unconvincingly that a drink really only needs to SMELL great.

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Two stories from the above. The first, while no “Squirrels On Crack”, is still pretty good in its own right, while the second is reported in a gleeful tabloid manner that makes the Sun look positively sluggish.

( COURT PUMPED UP FOR EX-JUDGE’S SEX-TOY TRIAL )

( FOXY BROWN IN ‘DEAF’ JAM )