Daily Nooz

Those of you familiar with offensive_mango's frequent valiant rearguard actions against lazy or outright bad usage of language (even spelling!), see if you can spot the element of this headline from Wednesday's Daily News that might ever so slightly peeve her:

City man sez L.I. cops beat him after arrest

Also gleaned from Wednesday's edition, moving words from veteran news anchor Ted Koppel, speaking at the memorial service of fellow—but dead—veteran news anchor Peter Jennings:

"I am not gay—not that there's anything wrong with that—but from the first time I first met Peter 41 years ago till our last meeting a few weeks ago, I felt a thrill when I saw him."

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As part of its security campaign, the New York subway system is covered with posters that say "IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING". When did Americans ever need to be told that?

Rim shot, band leader wets himself with delight, webofevil runs hands through own hair and repeats punchline several times over applause as if he's only just begun to understand it himself, then barely manages to finish the line "We'll be right back, don't go awa-" before being interrupted by fifteen minutes of fuckawful commercials.

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Hip-hop tours of New York.