“Practice screaming into a pillow. This makes it much easier for beginners”

[webofevil]

How to scream for metal/hardcore/screamo

“Drink lots of water before, during, and after screaming.”

During? “Gottle of GEEEEEER!”

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[caro7.livejournal.com]

I liked the rather joyous selection of links to similar articles; perambulating led to me to this gem: How to Look Gothic Without Your Mom Screaming at You.

'Lay off the white face paint. Seriously, you don't look great, you just look lame. Try a little powder if you want that ghostly complexion, and put it on *after* you leave the house. DO NOT forget to take it off upon getting back in the house.'