Overheard fragments of strangers’ conversations you're not sure you want to hear the rest of #81

[webofevil]

“... unless they were sausages made out of Morecambe and Wise’s bodies.”

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[internetsdairy.livejournal.com]

The first half of the sentence was clearly "It would be disrespectful to perform the classic breakfast/stripper routine where Ernie uses that string of sausages as a feather boa...".