webofevil: (deck the halls)
webofevil ([personal profile] webofevil) wrote2005-12-06 11:10 am

Unlikeliest Campaign Slogan Award

Who the hell at Burger King signed this off?

[identity profile] pipistrellus.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Kong My Whopper"

I might go in to a Burger King and ask them to do this.

(Anonymous) 2005-12-06 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I did. Got a problem? It doesn't work as well as the version with the speech balloon saying "KONG LIKE MEAT! SPECIAL TREAT! I ALSO LIKE SWATTING PLANES THOUGH. NOT SURE WHICH I PREFER. Hmm."

[identity profile] amuchmoreexotic.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you seen the McDonald's Chicken McAslan? A 100% breast meat patty topped with crispy bushmeat, in a premium hot-cross bun with Body of Christ(R) sprinkles.

[identity profile] vivalabridgetta.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just idiotic!

[identity profile] i-jobot.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
In Paris there is a burger chain whose current slogan is "Cheese Fever!".

ME KONG, YOU BACON

[identity profile] internetsdairy.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
KONG MAKE BURGER. KONG MAKE IT BACON! RARGHHHH!!

I'm all hungry now.