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Lord Maclennan: I invite the noble Lord, Lord Blair, to visit me on the north coast of Britain and familiarise himself with the birthplace of the founder of the Boys’ Brigade, to which he has shown such attachment. [Hansard]

Wait a minute... A Lord inviting a staunchly Christian policeman on a spurious pretext to his pad in northern Scotland? I know how this story ends. Don’t do it, Lord Blair!
Those with long memories may remember that I have used a variant of this joke before. Not only is this the case, but should the need arise I will do so AGAIN. That is my pledge.