This probably could have been done by email

[webofevil]

House of Lords: Peers’ Writing Room

Written Question
Asked by Lord Dykes
To ask the Chairman of Committees on what date the Peers’ Writing Room coffee machine will resume functioning. [HL389]

The Chairman of Committees (Lord Brabazon of Tara): The coffee machine is now operational once again. I regret any inconvenience caused over the past few weeks. [Hansard]


(Average cost of a written parliamentary question: £149.)

Comments

[lowlowprices.livejournal.com]

Or, "Where have you been hiding my screwdriver, woman?"

Incidentally, is this the same coffee machine that went crazy and killed everyone?

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

This is a whole other coffee machine. Maybe there has been a spate of "incidents" across the estate.