I reported his contribution to the Queen's Speech debate. It was Solid Gold Selsdon, including - as referred to above - his commissioning of six satellites to "deal with" pirates from space. I think he meant track them, but the possibility of high-powered lasers would be rashly ruled out.

Anyway, he's been in discussions with the relevant manufacturers and, having done the nation this great service, plans to send HMG an invoice any day now.