Mystery solved

[webofevil]

Tip: if you find yourself leaving the house and for no apparent reason suddenly feeling taller, in a mildly dizzying way reminiscent of being about 14 and returning somewhere after a few months to find that everything is mysteriously just that bit shorter than it was, and the feeling doesn’t in any way settle so that after 40 minutes of walking you’re concerned that you might be in the grip of a very gentle delirium that somehow doesn’t involve a high temperature, it might just be that when you took your fleece off earlier in the day without remembering to remove your glasses you bent them so that they were in a shape reminiscent of Nicole Kidman’s post-Botox eyebrows.

Should you ever have a burning need to feel slightly taller, however, this is a neat trick to remember.

Comments

[yiskah.livejournal.com]

Oh, Nicole. She used to be so gorgeous, and now she's moving swiftly into demented Sharon Stone territory.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

God, she really IS. I haven't seen a pic of her for ages and this one actually shocked me. What is she doing with her hair? Her hair frightens me.

[yiskah.livejournal.com]

I think it's maybe just an unfortunate angle with the hair, but it does look dreadful. Can you write to her and give her hair advice? Though personally, I think she should go back to her bright red curls of yesteryear.

[ozgirlabroad.livejournal.com]

I concur - and she looks so DITZY in those Nintendo DS ads. And she's not ditzy at all. She managed to last a decade married to Tom Cruise and not become a scientologist.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

Word.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

Dear Nicole,

Stop going to Phil Spektor's hairdresser,

Yrs
Chiller.
x

[ozgirlabroad.livejournal.com]

Mwah ha ha!

[nudejournal.livejournal.com]

The trick to getting round this problem is to deform your glasses into new and exciting shapes so often that you just get used to it.

[yiskah.livejournal.com]

What - you mean that IS her in those ads? I genuinely thought it was a cut rate impersonator.