Keep Calm and Play Through

Bear in mind that this is genuine.

From the delightful How To Be A Retronaut.

Sentences wilfully taken out of context yet unintentionally apposite #403

Lord Taylor of Holbeach: We have a special disregard for disabled households [Hansard]

Lord Taylor was reading from Lord Freud's brief. Lord Freud, the minister, was unable to attend the debate that day for medical reasons, so I trust that in line with his own policies he was both docked a day's pay and called a filthy liar by the DWP.