Mishear

Hmm. The phrase “young men cannot be asked to die for their country” can sound awfully like “young men cannot be arsed to die for their country”, can’t it? Lucky I was paying attention.

Roll cage

In one of the courtyards downstairs there’s a wire-frame roll cage bearing a notice that says, “PROPERTY OF JD WETHERSPOON. IF LOST OR FOUND PLEASE CALL 01327306200”.

Should I call?