Polonium

[webofevil]

Googling for information about polonium, I got the following sponsored links:

So, had he but known it, all Litvinenko actually needed was a quick swig of loose-leaf? Strangely, that bold assertion isn’t actually repeated anywhere on the website linked to, although it does say this:

The secret of green tea lies in its powerful anti-oxidants, known to inhibit the growth of cancer cells. Anti-oxidants may also lower cholesterol and help control blood pressure, and over time, the risk of heart disease. They even help protect the liver against toxins in alcohol and cigarettes. Green tea destroys the bacteria that cause dental plaque and cavities. It has also been used in skin treatments and creams. Green tea extracts have even been shown to help dieters burn more calories.

Wow. Will it also help me enlrage my penise, Theodore?

The second link, however, is even sillier. After all, you can’t just go on to the net and buy radioactive substances, can you?

Comments

[strictlytrue.livejournal.com]

I believe it was Julia Goldsworthy - (temporarily drifts off into foxy MP based reverie) - and was it you, or someone else, who found a link promising Sophie Raworth for sale on eBay?

[strictlytrue.livejournal.com]

I'm still trying to raise the money to put in a sufficiently high bid...

[webofevil.livejournal.com]

“In a surprise move, it was announced this morning that Sophie Raworth will be leaving her post at the BBC. A ‘golden handcuffs’ deal with the previously unknown Strictlytrue Enterprises means that she will now present six and eleven o’clock news bulletins in person every evening to the shadowy businessman who runs the company. The deal, said to be worth over £80 million, is the first of its kind.”

[strictlytrue.livejournal.com]

I had asked to keep the golden handcuffs element of the deal quiet - that's a private matter between myself and Sophie.

BTW - I liked the "Buy Plutonium" thingy, I turned it into a userpic! P43AR MY BIZNEZ MP1R3!!111

[strictlytrue.livejournal.com]

The second link, however, is even sillier. After all, you can’t just go on to the net and buy radioactive substances, can you?

That link is great!

"We specialize in small orders"

They present it as a selling point - I see it more as a reassurance. "Yes, I'd like 5 kilos of weapons-grade uranium, please!"

[ruudboy.livejournal.com]

It's faintly tempting to order some, and then do loads of searches for "Quran" and "Israel" somehow, isn't it? Just to see what happens.