I remember feeling distinctly unease with Slave Auctions at Uni too...but dispite this can agree that the hysterical tone of the LFN doesn't help matters, poking fun so much more effective that shrill condemnation.

Last slave auction at So'ton Uni, a house of girls 'bought' a chap for the weekend and as well as making him do the washing up tied him up and immaced his entire body...poor bastard.